Score: 8

"Great Idea"

submission: the Kill Kar II: Revenge

date: December 6, 2009

Great idea. Reminds me of the movie called Death Race. Still, the steering is terrible. If you got a wall beside you, it keeps bugging you for a while, you wont be able to turn back again before it's too late and the time has run out.

As this is car game, i'll skip two points from the score.
The music was kinda good though and the blood effects was nice. To be honest the overall graphics is nice.

Other than that, well done and good luck with your next game / movie.

Score: 6

"Hmm."

submission: Refund

date: November 2, 2009

Hm, the animation is good. The voice actors however, suck.

For one, they don't sound like they're very into it.. and it's pretty much quiet mumbeling sounds. The song is louder than they are. It should be the other way around.

Other than that, well done.

Score: 10

"Hot damn."

submission: School 13 - I H8 X-MAS

date: September 20, 2009

I can't say i understand russian or are really that intrerested in it.

However, these movies are awesome and filled with comedy. The russian sound gives it something of a weebl and bob effect for me, something which i am not quite sure if it is a good or a bad thing.

I suppose it's nice to get some variation. There's tons of english flash movies and these russian ones are pretty sweet. Not a single episode of these has been disapointing. Good job man.

You're getting the maximum score from me. 5/5 and 10/10

Score: 10

"Holy crap."

submission: Puzzle Shoes

date: September 18, 2009

Holy crap, it's the first and best graphical display of the effects of marijuana that I've ever seen. I suppose it's symbolical?

"A man tries to find his place in life, settles down and is forced to become a piece of the puzzle. He feel like something is missing. Work makes him feel tired, makes him feel old. Then he meets the girl of his dreams and the the right piece solves the puzzle and then they run happliy away into the sunset."
-- Something like that?

Still, looks, feels and sounds like he's high during this time though. XD
The overly colorful environment is what makes it look like it the most.

Anyway. Good, but strange movie. 5/5

Now get working on Khale Episode 2! XD

Score: 9

"Sweet. :D"

submission: Dadgame

date: September 4, 2009

I've always liked the insane dad with his flaming head and crazy smile.

This game is pretty sweet. It follows the same concept of craziness and randomness that is the dad series.

I wish you could have had more combos though. For example, when unarmed you roll to the left and right, i wish you could do something similar with a weapon. About that, when you accidentily pick up a weapon that is worse than the one you got equiped.. It would be better to just drop the original weapon instead of just removing it. If the original weapon is better, then you want that weapon.. XD

I'm not sure if you control the medals and stuff, but damn, i wish there were a medal where you pick up a policeman and beat up a lot of policemen with him. Something fancy.. "Copkilla" XD

Anyway, great game.
Is this the end of the dad or will you make more movies and/or games of him?

Score: 7

"Kinda good."

submission: Castle Repercussions - D1

date: August 29, 2009

When you make a movie that has as detailed graphics as this, the stickmen look and feel out of place. The detailed eyes and mouths on the stickmen enhances that feel.

So, i'm only giving you 7/10. Other than that. Well done.

Score: 5

"Hmmhmmhmm."

submission: The Dead Case

date: August 21, 2009

Plot: 4/5
Well, it's a story, i can't say much more. I've read others review and viewpoints on this game where they say there's a lot of plot twists. I am merely disapointed that the game left us so many unanswered questions. For example. That skull that was given to awaken memories for the flaming drama queen.

Well, she just went nuts and burned a building. From being a passive somewhat friendly ghost to becoming a murderous ghost seeking revenge. I mean, did it remind her of the fact that she was burned? Wouldn't like.. a mirror help her more? She was roasted like bacon in her house. By fire.. which.. well, fire would kinda make more sense than her skull. Because i doubt you'd remember how your skull looked like.. considering the fact that for a living person, such a thing is only possible with an x-ray.

The ghosts.. are pretty much.. well, energy? vapor? hot/cold air? So.. how can a creature of those materials drop something, i mean.. "Gah, i dropped my eyes, please give them back." It just doesn't make sense, even for a point and click ghost detective game like this. I was pretty sure this emo lady was a ghost... not a zombie.

Graphics: 3/5
It did what it was supposed to do, it wasn't very detailed but meh.
Point and Click games rarely are.

Sound/Music: 1/5
The only reason you're getting a point is because you were able to turn the shitty music off.

Gameplay: 3/5
Slow as hell, kinda dead. Then again, i believe that was the point so i'm not lowering a score for that. Some places could have been filled with something.
There's many empty places you end up at when you're going somewhere.. Those places just seem.. too empty. Adding some stuff to click on just for the hell of it could at least improve the entertainment value of this game somewhat.

Game quality left after Flaws/Bugs: 2/5
The biggst problem with this game would be to add the fucking names to the second stage aswell. I mean, i had to re-play the first stage just so that i could get the two annoying little names.. "Marion Toberen" and "Rebecca Halloway".

I mean, when you're still looking for info, the option to ask for the persons name should be pretty damn obvious. When you're forced to check out pretty much every name you've heard of in this game on the cops name registry system.

When we were at the first stage we had no intention of writing down names, hell i thought i had beaten the game after the gate opened anyway. Considering the fact that you need these names to actually finnish the game, wouldn't it just make sense to add them in some way?

Overall Score: 2/5 and 5/10
The game was somewhat entertaining even though it was a slow and empty game. The only stuff that you could interact with was stuff that was required to beat the game. No secrets or stuff unrelated to the ghosts past. Throw in some old ladies that can scare to death or something, just to give the game some life.

Your character may be dead, the game doesn't have to be. The name part that you needed for the computer pissed me off severely and forced me to replay the first stage as i said before. I don't have anything else to add to this.

That's all for me.

Score: 10

"Awesome game."

submission: Toss the Turtle

date: August 19, 2009

Still wish there could've been a badge for when you get further than 800000 ft.

Using the tank, missle and the Ak-47. Timing the shots so that you don't fire multiple shots and making sure that your dude is in space leads to epic distances. As soon as you've fired the turtle into space, you use the missle.

Also, the game bugs there a little for some reason, you just have to fire above the dude when he falls down, as long as the dude is still in space he will be sucked up so far that it's almost insane. When the dude go above the screen, my max there is 238. As long as the dude don't bounce on the ground, the speed will never decrease. When you finally run out of ammo and the dude finally bounces for the first time, you're already at rougly 500000 ft.

The rest depends on your luck. The longest i've gone is 803610 ft, at that time i managed to hit down on 600000 ft and then luckily hit a series of chainsaw dudes and those bigger bombs. Would've probably gotten further if that annoying UFO hadn't picked me up. :/

Anyway, great game.
Btw. I still couldn't find that mysterious hidden button, anyone know where i can find that one? I wana get the final medal. :D

Score: 5

"Way to fucking hard."

submission: When Pigs Fly

date: August 3, 2009

Seriously! I mean, i know i'm playing with a flying pig with the IQ of a bacon sandwich. But damn, the fact that his stupidity is enabling him to go against the laws of physics is just plain stupid.

His wings aren't like wings at all, it's like two fucking horns. Two horns that turn back and forth all the time. Then when you touch a wall, you get a instant death.. The hell? Is his brain inside those fucking feather? Why not give us a penalty, like you lose points for touching a wall.

Why the hell is it killing you? Also, pigs have blood in them. If you get inpaled by a spike you don't go "ow" and scratch your ass. You go "OH FUCK" and bleed to death. At times the little pig gets scared to death as i barely tough the spikes.

Also, why can't i disable those fucking wings? Like fold em together or whatever. I mean, the legs didn't disapear. They can still be used.

Even though i consider the game awful for it's extremely hard difficulty, I'm giving you a 5/10 and a 2/5. I demand a braver piggy with the ability to fly AND walk.

Score: 8

"Epic flash."

submission: Pencilmation #7

date: July 29, 2009

Still has the total lack of madness. I mean, you've got a cow in there.. crazy ftw!.
Can't really say i like the hand very much though. However, the general idea of this flash series is fun. So hurray for you dude.

An idea for a new flash could be one that is similar to this one, but a war between the two. :D